normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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