She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
my sisters under your porch take her home
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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