am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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