2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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