You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
