So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
