Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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