I'm so fucking centered right now
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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