One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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