But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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