You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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