I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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