My room smells like vodka and shame
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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