He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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