OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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