Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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