My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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