i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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