How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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