like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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