i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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