I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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