I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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