Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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