ugly people sure do ruin things
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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