I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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