Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
