On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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