To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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