I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Actions speak louder than pants.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Randomize