Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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