Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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