Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Randomize