There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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