Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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