anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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