i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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