turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
NoShamevember. You game?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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