You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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