Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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