You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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