Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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