I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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