I'll bet she douches with gravy.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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