How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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