hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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