their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
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