I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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