the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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