The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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