exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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