Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
false alarm, still single
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize