he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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