It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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