she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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