My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
you inspire me to be a worse person
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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