the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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